Charlie's Rant

The mumblings of the self-obsessed


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In 2007, theytalktome resolves to...
Buy new pirates.
Take evening classes in oxford.
Find a new boromir.
Apply for a new emo.
Connect with my inner wine.
Spend more time with my marius.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Warning: This may contain capslocked Becky.
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I'm ill. I think I have TB but no one else does. *woe*  I also have a new hair cut. I don't like it, it makes me look like a boy.


Anyhow I came on here because I needed a rant. I watched the BBC version of Dracula last night and it has made me angry.
Rant over. I hope you all had a nice Christmas, can't wait until Saturday, woo fun!!! BUT I have so much work to do and so little time to do it in. Am going to fail my collections :(

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It's bloody cold. I went to town today to do my xmas shopping and then round to Char's. Warning to anyone, DO NOT have Domino's meltdown pizza unless you actually want to set on FIRE, we had it seeking to warm ourselves up (with that and vodka) but dear lord, never again. Also as part of my xmas shopping I accidently bought myslef some leg warmers. Oops. But on the plus side, my ankles are warm. they will go well with my footless tights (which are the way forward :P)

I have set up myself an impromtu desk in the middle of the living room floor which is suceeding on letting me watch tv, work and annoy my brother all at once! *mwhahahaha*. Work is getting done slowly, but I don't know how I'm going to finish it all before we go back especially as I am going to Wales, Bath and possibly London (the gay!) this holiday. Oh dear.

Stolen from sophist and bimp
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, theytalktome sent to me...
Twelve vampires drumming
Eleven dragons piping
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine books dancing
Eight maths a-drinking
Seven stripes a-kissing
Six izzas a-dancing
Five smo-o-o-oking jackets
Four terry brooks
Three hip flasks
Two parallel worlds
...and a vodka in a physical chemistry.
Get your own Twelve Days:

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Squeeeee! Becky has a date with a pretty lady! :D :D :D


[Edit: It went well. Well, I think it did anyway ^-^]

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I hate NMR machines I really do. You would think for that amount of money Oxford would get one that actually WORKS. But no, that would be far too sensible. Grrrr.

I know it's not halloween but...
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You went trick or treating as Xander.
AlexanderTheGreat gave you AnEyeball.
Legolas gave you AnApolloBar.
TheSheep gave you TheElixirofLife.
RadicalEdward gave you AJuicyPickle.
You had a remarkable time until JonathanHarker set you up on a blind date with Rorshach.

What's Your Trick-or-Treat Haul?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

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Look at my new icon! Isn't it cool? Yes, most of you won't get it, but still. :)

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I haven't updated in a while because people will call me emo. Because, people in general are mean. I dislike people. They get in the way. Gah. All this to avoid work. I don't want to do this bloody chemistry, I couldn't care less about it. I just want to go away. That is all.

James came to see me yesterday, I heart him. I had fun and went to see the history boys. Tis tres good. Everyone should go see it.

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Dudes, just of to Oxford!!!!

BYEEEEEEE

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I have just watched possibly the best film EVER. Its even better than Snakes on a plane and yet not heard of. Maybe thats because it's Irish. It's so funny, I am actually conisdering buying it, and I am making a LJ post just about it!Boy eats Girl *spoilers* Not that anyone is likely to see this film, unless you are living with me next year! )


Meme!!!
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My Interests Collage! )
Create your own! Originally Written By [info]ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by [info]darkman424

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I'm bored. Again. I should be tired. But I'm not. I hate the other shop and it hate me. Last time I worked there I twisted my ankle by falling over, today I returned home with a bruise, a LARGE paper cut and some scraped knuckles. Oh well, only one more day in that shop left. And only one more week of work left altogether! w00t. Speaking of work, the chemistry is not going well, if at all.

Went to see Sarah on Tuesday, we went to see SOAP! It's amazing! Best line "get this snake of my dick"!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha I spy porn films on the horizon. :S She gave me BADGER WINE, well not made out of badger, but from badger creek. I do not tend to drink badgers. Then we proceeded to get lost just outside Bath by my poor directions and Sarah's inability to follow any directions at all.

Apart from this, my life has been DULL. Dull dull dull.


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I've just got back from Liverpool and I am beyond tired. But it was fun. No pics yet because I'm knackered. Still missed reading though but this made up for it :D

P.s. I hate trains.


Gah...
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I want to be an arts student! Or more specifically an English student. I want to read books and then analyse them! I want to read books I wouldn't of normally read. I want to wear floaty scarfs! I want to have tutors with names like Faith (ok, my tutor is called Christian so I guess I've got that already). I want a soul! And yes, I even want to write essays! I want to be well read, which is never going to happen becuase there are so many books out there that are well written but I'm trying at my own pace. I want to be able to write. I want to be able to speak latin or old English. Gah, but we all know this is never going to happen. I am too much of a chemist at heart, and don't get me wrong, I love chemistry, it's just it can be so dry and I don't get to use my imagination and its very hard to explain but it is abit souless. Maybe as I get deeper into the chemistry I enjoy I will find this different. Also I have a stupidly large number of tutes and LABS. But being a chemist people think that I have no artistic soul or apprication for art/literature. Which I do.  But if I had applied for English I wouldn't know all the lovely people I know now because I wouldn't of got into Oxford because I find it hard being dyslexic and all.


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I have to say, I had a lousy birthday. :( I'm beginning to think that I am allergic to getting presents after this and christmas. Not only did I work (and the advantages of working in a card shop, I got a free badge) but I had a stinking cold, so I couldn't go out for a meal like planned. LAME.

But I am feeling much better today (and have called in sick to work before it kills me as nearly happened yesterday) and I'm looking forward to Friday a lot. :) Woo! AND I'm not worried about the trains :) Can't wait!

My birthday wasn't all bad, I got Muse's new album and Anne Rice's new book along with some other books so although I moan it could be much much worse :)


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My old manager came into work today, She did NOT look impressed to find me in another card shop. Not my fault you only paid me a ridiculusly small amount of money AND told me that I couldn't get a job there again just because I got glandular fever and couldn't move and so couldn't work. So neh to you. I now have a job that is nicer (as far as card shops go) AND pays more.

In other news, I'm bored. I had my hair cut, and I think it looks very nice but I'M STILL BORED. I'm thinking maybe get my tounge pierced or dye my hair pillar box red. *ponders* Or I'm quite tempted to get my eyebrow done. 

Other news, I have done NOTHING whatsoever for what seems like an age. :(

BIRTHDAY IN SIX DAYS!! W00T!!!

I'm looking forward to going "up North" although every time I look at the train timetables I have a mini panic attack, which is probably not a good sign. I'm sure I will be fine. I've done train-tube-train before, this can't be much different, RIGHT????

Also, well done to [info]bursargirl and Happy Birthday to [info]galvani, love you both :)

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Hello All! I know I haven't posted in aages, well for me anyhow. And this isn't going to be a proper post as I'm tired. Basically I've been having loads of adventrues, I think the count is upto 15 now. And I've got a job! Finally. In another card shop, but that is not the point.


Also, I'm going to have my hair cut on Wednesday, I'm sure you are all fasincated by this.

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SQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but alas *woe*. This post is going to be somewhat schizo I'm afraid. 

OMG MCFLY ARE DOING THE SONG!!!! THE QUINTESSENTIAL ACECOOL SONG OF ALL TIME. BEING COVERED BY MCFLY!!!!!! I HEART MCFLY! DON'T STOP ME NOW! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


But Alas, they killed it! bbc have KILLED TOTP its not allowed! ITS OLDER THAN ME! BY LOTS!!!! You can't just killl an institution, what will our children do!?!?! What will popstars look up to and when will they finally know they have made it??? NEVER! oh the unforgiving life of a popwannabe will never be complete! WOE DAMN YOU BBC!!!!

BUT,

MCFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

DON'T  STOP ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (I am actually  bouncing. you all know what that song does to me, and if you don't count yourself lucky, add that to Mcfly and well, it is not a good result)

And no, I am not drunk. Just inconsolable and squeeing at the same time. It is very odd.. But you haven't had a squee post or a rant for aaages... so you can't complain.

Adventure Number 9: [info]theytalktome and [info]bursargirl feel sullied and unusual
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As you may or may not know, [info]harriet_black and myself are keeping a tally of adventures that we have in the vac so we have something to talk about. I have to say, I am doing better than her at present, but this is not the point.

This leads me to.. Adventure Number 9: <lj user=theytalktome> and <lj user=bursargirl> feel sullied and unusual )

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